As a detective, I pride myself on knowing what it takes to discover whodunit. In this case, it was Ellen McCormick Martens, who ... hmmm ... how do I say this? Who *choke* created me. She has dictated that I must, from this day forward, post only on her personal blog, ElleCoyote. I hear and obey, as you see me obeying the cherry pie aroma in this photo. If you detect an ironic tone, you are correct. It IS Professor Plum in the Drawing Room with the Candlestick!
*or was it the Conservatory?*