An Offer I Couldn't Refuse!

As a detective, I pride myself on knowing what it takes to discover whodunit. In this case, it was Ellen McCormick Martens, who ... hmmm ... how do I say this? Who *choke* created me. She has dictated that I must, from this day forward, post only on her personal blog, ElleCoyote. I hear and obey, as you see me obeying the cherry pie aroma in this photo. If you detect an ironic tone, you are correct. It IS Professor Plum in the Drawing Room with the Candlestick!

*or was it the Conservatory?*

*Blush*

We spotted Phillip Linden (Away) at the edge of the skating rink and I think we spoke to him quite a lot before realizing he was a FAKE PHILLIP. I am embarrassed that I did not spot the fakery faster, but he had a very realistic name tag. That is my only excuse *blush*.

Deram Bintfunker, jr.

I should have followed my training. Two in the head, make sure he is dead. The last time I saw Deram Bintfunker, jr., he was hanging from an assembly line hook by his eyeball. Video here. I will have to be watching my back.

Mr. Ansar Follow Up

Lindinle Ansar: (Saved Fri Aug 15 07:06:09 2008) dude plz let me back in its a beautiful place were i like to kick back at

Edward Manray: hello Mr. Ansar, the owner will consider your request. Meanwhile, think about how to act on other people's property. First of all, you may not tell other people to leave. Secondly, no shooting or caging people on this parcel. I think if you are respectful, he may let you back in.

The Strange Case of Mr. Ansar

Yesterday I was contacted by Mr. Salazar Jack, proprietor of Seaside Village in Cowell. He said someone had alerted him to an avatar pretending to own the property and giving people permission to squat there.

I said I would look into it ... then I did a search for this person, Lindinle Ansar, and found no record. I was skeptical he even existed. This evening I went to the lighthouse for the second time today to see if I could find out anything more about this person, and coincidentally, there he was!

He told me to leave and I said no. He shot me, wounding me slightly, and then he caged me twice; the cages shot up into the air and then released me. I was not injured from the fall, but my blood pressure flared.

I let him know he was acting abusively and I submitted an Abuse Report. Strangely enough, he offered friendship! I accepted, and that is why I know he exists.



Later on I came back to check on the matter, and Mr. Jack and I had a conversation about this criminal. I recommended he ban the person because if he acted that way toward me, a complete stranger, he would do the same with anyone, possibly annoying or frightening them.

As you can tell, he is real, or he could not appear on my Friends list. HOWEVER. He may be a hacker, entering our world illegally for some nefarious purpose. Beware.

Archie, er Lucy Sez ....

... the robber write-ups really are funny and fun! and you are right about the suspects...very funny peeps, those perps. i think every one of them is hiding something. next time make them strip.

Investigating the Investigation of Second Life

check this out!
HAHAHAHAH Don't those idiots have anything to do besides harass athletes and now nerds?