Wednesday, December 10, 2008


We spotted Phillip Linden (Away) at the edge of the skating rink and I think we spoke to him quite a lot before realizing he was a FAKE PHILLIP. I am embarrassed that I did not spot the fakery faster, but he had a very realistic name tag. That is my only excuse *blush*.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Deram Bintfunker, jr.

I should have followed my training. Two in the head, make sure he is dead. The last time I saw Deram Bintfunker, jr., he was hanging from an assembly line hook by his eyeball. Video here. I will have to be watching my back.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Mr. Ansar Follow Up

Lindinle Ansar: (Saved Fri Aug 15 07:06:09 2008) dude plz let me back in its a beautiful place were i like to kick back at

Edward Manray: hello Mr. Ansar, the owner will consider your request. Meanwhile, think about how to act on other people's property. First of all, you may not tell other people to leave. Secondly, no shooting or caging people on this parcel. I think if you are respectful, he may let you back in.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Strange Case of Mr. Ansar

Yesterday I was contacted by Mr. Salazar Jack, proprietor of Seaside Village in Cowell. He said someone had alerted him to an avatar pretending to own the property and giving people permission to squat there.

I said I would look into it ... then I did a search for this person, Lindinle Ansar, and found no record. I was skeptical he even existed. This evening I went to the lighthouse for the second time today to see if I could find out anything more about this person, and coincidentally, there he was!

He told me to leave and I said no. He shot me, wounding me slightly, and then he caged me twice; the cages shot up into the air and then released me. I was not injured from the fall, but my blood pressure flared.

I let him know he was acting abusively and I submitted an Abuse Report. Strangely enough, he offered friendship! I accepted, and that is why I know he exists.

Later on I came back to check on the matter, and Mr. Jack and I had a conversation about this criminal. I recommended he ban the person because if he acted that way toward me, a complete stranger, he would do the same with anyone, possibly annoying or frightening them.

As you can tell, he is real, or he could not appear on my Friends list. HOWEVER. He may be a hacker, entering our world illegally for some nefarious purpose. Beware.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Archie, er Lucy Sez ....

... the robber write-ups really are funny and fun! and you are right about the suspects...very funny peeps, those perps. i think every one of them is hiding something. next time make them strip.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Investigating the Investigation of Second Life

check this out!
HAHAHAHAH Don't those idiots have anything to do besides harass athletes and now nerds?

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Sidekick Who Wants to be Nero

I see from the comments on the previous post that Miss Lucy wants her due! I am very happy to let everyone know. Lucy Tornado assisted me in my purchase of my Glock 9mm. She researched and finally located the piece while I was covertly observing the subjects at Caroline's party. Lucy stated I need an Archie. I offered her the job, but she said she would rather be Nero Wolfe.

To accomplish that, she would have to change gender, gain about 400 pounds, and get a greenhouse and a bunch of rare orchids. Good luck with that, Lucy!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Caroline's Jewelry Heist

April 5, 2008: Assignment--Guard valuables during grand opening of Caroline's Jewelry, Lo Lo.

4:55PM SLT: Begin scoping out the place, observing the location of all valuable jewelry.

5:00PM: Guests begin to arrive. Several of them are worth observing as potential suspects should anything occur.

6:08PM: Caroline shouts "the diamond rings are missing!" A set of diamond rings, one man's ring and one woman's, are missing from a pedestal.

6:10PM: Begin questioning guests. See the transcript here. Some guests are clearly up to something.

6:30PM: Brian Mason sneaks around in a suspicious manner; I tail him.

6:40PM: Brian flees the scene and in the process, drops the rings. I pursue him, gun drawn.

6:45PM: Brian eludes capture and returns to the party, where he hides among the many guests.

6:50PM: Caroline offers sets of rings to all the guests to make up for my intrusive questins.

7:00PM: The party continues;I watch several suspects in case they try something else.

8:00PM: Off duty, I return to my office/apartment and log my notes. I publish the log as a permanent public record. Beware this Brian Mason, he appears to be a clever jewel thief!